Track Listing:
1. Writing on Bathroom Walls
2. Weekend Ninja Hangover
3. Prison Joke
4. Pampers for Baboons
5. There's a Hair in My Soup
6. Rat Tattoo on His Face
7. Old Couple's Honeymoon
8. Elephant Pecker Implant
9. Insensitive Gynecologist
10. Buying Aphrodesiacs
11. Nymphomaniac Tonight
12. 3-D Porno Movies
13. Bill Collectors
14. Male Hormone Pills
15. Pecler Extender
16. Dad's Big Red Rubber
17. Muff Diver Van
18. Hot, Fast, and Horny
19. Throbbing Love Sausage
20. Riding the Baloney Pony